Wedding speeches, written with you
A wedding speech you’ll actually want to give.
Talk about them for 10 minutes. Walk away with a speech you’re proud to give.
Who are you in this wedding?
- 01The best manThe roast with a heart.
- 02The maid of honorFunny first, then the tears.
- 03Father of the brideThe one everyone remembers.
- 04Mother of the brideShort, warm, devastating.
- 05The groomYes, you have to speak.
- 06A wedding toastFor everyone else raising a glass.
No signup. The free draft is the whole speech.
01 — The sample
Read one before you start anything.
What a ten-minute conversation about your best friend turns into. About three minutes on your feet.
When Dave asked me to be his best man, my first thought was: finally, the power. Twenty-two years of material, and now a microphone. But standing here, looking at him in that suit — actually wearing a tie correctly for the first time in his life — I mostly just feel lucky. I’ve known Dave since we were eight, when he traded me a broken Game Boy for my lunch and somehow made me feel like I’d won. That’s Dave. He could sell you your own shoes, and you’d thank him. So when he told me he’d met someone who saw straight through all of it — someone who, on their second date, handed the waiter back the bill Dave had ‘forgotten’ — I knew this one was different.
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And then I met Priya, and it all made sense. Here was the one person on earth who negotiates harder than he does. The first time Dave brought her to trivia night, she corrected the host — twice — and was right both times. Dave looked at her the way the rest of us look at the dessert menu. I leaned over and said, ‘You’re done, man.’ He said, ‘I know.’ He has never sounded happier about losing.
Here’s the thing about Dave that the lunch-trading and the bill-forgetting hide: when it matters, he shows up. When my dad was in the hospital, Dave drove four hours on a Tuesday night, no questions asked, terrible podcast on the whole way. He sat with me in a waiting room until two in the morning and never once made it about him. You don’t get many friends like that. Most people don’t get one.
Priya, you’re not just marrying a man who will make you laugh for the rest of your life — though he will, mostly unintentionally. You’re marrying the most loyal person I’ve ever met. And Dave — she’s smarter than you, kinder than you, and she’s already better at trivia. Don’t mess it up.
So please — stand up, raise whatever’s closest, and join me. To Dave and Priya: may your arguments be short, may your Wi-Fi be strong, and may you always feel as lucky as you both look tonight. To the happy couple.
02 — How it works
Three steps, no blank page.
Talk about them
Answer a few questions out loud, like a phone call with a friend who takes notes.
Get the whole draft
A complete speech on your cue card — free, the full thing, no signup.
Make it yours
Nudge it funnier or more heartfelt, line by line, until it sounds like you.
The $39 Speech Pack adds four styles, rehearsal mode, and printable cue cards — only if you want it.
03 — Questions
Fair questions.
Will it sound like a robot wrote it?
That’s the whole point of the ten-minute interview. The speech is built from your stories, told the way you told them. AI drafts the structure; your details do the talking — and you approve every line.
What does free actually get me?
A complete draft of your speech — the full text, beginning to toast. No signup, no teaser, no locked ending. If you never spend a penny, you still walk away with a speech.
What’s in the $39 Speech Pack?
Four full versions in different styles, unlimited line-level edits for 60 days, a rehearsal teleprompter with a pace timer, printable PDF cue cards, and the short raise-your-glass toast to close the night.
What happens to the stories I tell you?
Your audio is deleted the moment it’s transcribed. Drafts you don’t purchase are purged after 30 days. Your stories are never used to train anything — they exist to write your speech, and then they’re gone.
What if I hate it?
Then it’s free. 14 days, no questions asked, money back. We’d rather refund you than have you stand up with a speech you don’t believe in.
The wedding is this weekend.
You’re in the right place. Ten minutes of talking gets you a complete draft today — and rehearsal mode is built for people reading it for the first time on Thursday.
04 — The promise
If it doesn’t sound like you, it’s free.
14 days, no questions, money back.
Your stories stay yours.
Your audio is deleted the moment it’s transcribed. Drafts you don’t purchase are purged after 30 days. Your stories are never used to train anything.
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